Not Our Clients - Page 7

It's a serious story; there's no need for hyperbole. (Thanks to Esther Dyson for making sure
we had one in the chamber.)

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"Hey, Vinnie — what's that word that means showin' up on time? Eh, fuhgeddaboudit. Let's just put
'Showin' up on time.'" (Gratitude to the ever-punctual Wendy Bryan and Codi Lazar for this piece
of sheet rock AND the caption.)


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That's right — you could literally have the President's ear. At dinner. Top that, Mitt Romney!

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Can I just have the salad or fries à la carte? On second thought, just give me the sandwichwich.
(A generous tip goes to Jenny Brandt for this unsavory selection.)